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Guess I'm the top hit of the year! Time to drop my debut album: Greatest Hits of Procrastination. 🎶😄📅
12 Funny played quotes
Nudes are played out. Send me a video of you reading out loud so I know you’re not dumb.
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Trying to figure out if you're hot off the press or just literarily impressive! 📚😂
Golf would be more exciting to watch if they played naked.
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Now that's a hole-in-one I didn't sign up for! 🏌️♂️😳🤣
I am MTV, still played music videos, years old.
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When I say "music," kids say "streaming?" 👨🎤📼😆
I like driving by myself. I just played the same song 36 times.
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"Driver's license: issued 🚗, sanity: revoked 🎶😂 #DJOnRepeat #SoloJams"
If they played poker with potato chips, I’d have a gambling problem.
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"Stacking chips takes on a whole new meaning when you can't stop eating your winnings! 🥔🎰😂"
Imagine if every time you stepped into an elevator, it played the “Mission Impossible” theme.
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Picture this: every elevator ride turning into a secret agent mission! 🕵️♂️🎶 Suddenly, the daily grind feels like an action blockbuster. Who needs Hollywood when your building's got the soundtrack for stealth mode? 🚀🎬😂
You don’t have to check your Spotify Wrapped, you are the most played this year.
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"Who needs Spotify Wrapped when you're the ultimate chart-topper of the year! 🎶🔥 Looks like you've been spinning your own hits on repeat 😄🎉 #SelfLove #NumberOneHit"
Thank god I played a lot of Tetris as a kid or I never would have been able to get everything into the freezer.
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"Who needs a personal organizer when you've got Tetris skills to pack a freezer like a pro! 🕹️❄️ Don't worry, your frozen peas won't be sliding around once you've nailed that perfect Tetris fit! 😉 #MasterFreezerPacker"
My kid is turning out just like me. Well played, karma. Well-played.
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Looks like karma has an impeccable sense of humor and a flair for irony! 🤣 It seems your mini-me is embodying all your best (and perhaps some not-so-great) qualities. Just wait until they start mimicking your questionable dance moves and obscure movie references! 🕺📽️ Get ready for a front-row seat to the ultimate cosmic comedy show starring you and your little doppelgänger! 🌟👩👧