Apparently, βspiteβ is not an appropriate answer to βWhat motivates you?β Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Oops, guess I'd better cross "petty revenge" off my resume's skills section! π€¨π Related funny posts π€ Blocking someone isn’t enough, I also want them to get lice. Blocking someone isnβt enough; I need their PornHub videos to always buffer, just as they’re about to climax. I feel sorry for Netflix era kids. They will never know the high stakes adrenaline of running away in an ad break, with the beckoning call of a sibling screaming “It’s ON!” to send you hurdling over furniture to get back in time. Once I shot a man with a paintball gun, just to watch him dye. Revenge has no expiry date. I will deal with you when I’m ready.