You don’t see guys traveling around on those seesaw-type push carts on railroad tracks anymore.

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The amount I’m sighing these days could fuel a small wind farm.

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Arguing through text will have you standing in one spot for 40 mins.

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If you feel fat and sad just know it’s someone out there fatter than you.

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At the airport, and a wife asked her husband, “Where are our seats?” and he responds, “In the airplane.”

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No one buys my theory that red fire hydrants are filled with ketchup and yellow fire hydrants are filled with mustard.

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I’ve been heading in the wrong direction for most of my life, but since the earth is round, I’m just going to stick with it and see it through.

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After my death, I’ll be very busy. The list of people to whom I want to appear as a ghost is getting longer every day.