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Halloween is the only day you can ghost someone and blame it on being festive.

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Sex is like tacos. I wish I were having some now.

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Mercury is no longer in retrograde, so never trust a cow because the sun can’t swim.

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In the autumn there are two types of creatures who collect acorns: squirrels and toddlers.

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Writing is so fun because you get to google things like “woman names”.

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When people say something is cray-cray it makes me wanna vom-vom.

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I really want to be nice, but annoying people just won’t let me.

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The worst part of all-you-can-eat buffets are all the witnesses.

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I used to be able to eat whatever I wanted without gaining weight. Now I pick up a fork and gain seven pounds.

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As everyone was arguing about politics, no one saw me leave with the cake.