You gotta ask people nowadays, are you single single, mad at your partner single, blocked single or single just in your head. Posted on2 days ago2 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppFunny quote: You gotta ask people nowadays, are you single single, mad at your partner single, blocked single or single just in your head. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Superwoman: Single. Batman: Single. Wonder Woman: Single. I get it now, I’m single because I’m a superhero. A two-step guide to warning someone not to hit their head: 1. Wait until they’ve hit their head. 2. Say “Ooh, mind your head!” Told someone I’m as “single as a pringle and as neato as a dorito” and they blocked me immediately. People on diet aren’t mad at you. They’re mad at their lunch. Young people are too young nowadays. Back in the good old days, young people were my age.