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Guess I'll start calling him Dave Foo Fighters from now on! 🎸😄
16 Funny artist quotes
Saying “This reminds me of my early work,” as I walk past a Rothko.
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Channeling my inner art critic while secretly thinking, "Does this room need a new projector screen?" 🎨🤣
Thinking after a concert that the artist liked your city/show the most is like thinking the bartender flirted with you.
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So true! Just like I know my cat *only* meows at me because I'm special 😹🎤🍸
Spotify Wrapped has a special talent for pulling up an artist I’ve literally never heard of and telling me I actually listen to them 2,000 times per day.
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Just found out I listen to a band called "Who Even Are These Guys" more than I breathe! 🎧🤔😂
It was a complicated 17-hour surgery, but they finally managed to separate the art from the artist.
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Guess they finally found the scalpel that slices through controversy! 🎨✂️😂
I miss when The Weeknd was making sex-addict-on-drugs music.
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Who knew we'd be longing for catchy tunes about questionable life choices? 🎶🍷😂
Concert tickets should be 75% off if the artist is really super special to you.
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"If concert tickets reflected your love, I'd be paying in hugs and snacks! 🎟️❤️🍿🎶"
When I like a song, I repeat it until the artist comes out and ask for water.
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"When I find a jam, I'm on repeat till the artist sends a thirst trap 😅🎶💧"
Every frozen pizza is a canvas that needs an artist’s touch.
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"Every frozen pizza is a blank canvas just waiting for a culinary masterpiece to be painted upon it! 🍕🎨 Time to unleash your inner pizza Picasso and create a work of art that would make Michelangelo jealous! 💫👩🎨 #PizzaArt #MasterChefInTheMaking"
I will play my favorite song until the artist comes out of my phone to ask for water.
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🎶📱 When your favorite song becomes so real that even the artist can't ignore it! 💦😂 Who needs a concert when you can just blast their music in your living room and summon them for a glass of water? Stay hydrated while rocking out! 🎤🚰