“You just want an easy life.” Should I want a difficult one?

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Some parents are blessed with amazing kids and others have kids that decide to learn the trumpet.

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Is it better to beat someone to the punch or punch someone to the beat?

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Why steal office supplies from work when you could take an extra-long bathroom break and steal company time instead?

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I just turned on my car’s seat warmer to keep my burrito warm in case you wondered what I was up to.

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It’s exciting to receive a Valentine’s Day card and not know who it’s from. A Father’s Day card, not so much.

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My DNA came back saying I come from a wide selection of cheeses.

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It’s now socially acceptable again to clap when the plane lands.

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If I had just one hour left to live, I’d spend it in Math class… it never ends.

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When a man is a good cook, that cancels out like three red flags.

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“I’m sure it’ll turn up” – Translation: I’m bored of helping you look.