You know who’s gonna love you in the end? Your dog. Posted onMar 23, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Even if I forget to feed 'em once or twice… unconditional fluffiness for the win! 🐾😂 Related funny posts 🤝 Dogs are man’s best friend because a dog would never blindside you with a group chat. My dog sighs a lot for someone who doesn’t pay any bills. All dogs go to heaven, but I never see them in church. I’m gonna get my vasectomy done at Home Depot like a real man. The best part about filling out doctor appointment forms online is when you get there and they say “hello, please fill out these forms!”