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“You look happy.” Thanks, I stopped dating.

Posted onMar 30, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes
Witty text about avoiding dating, with a humorous, deadpan vibe.
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Finally found the secret to happiness: fewer texts and more snacks! πŸ˜‚πŸ•πŸ“΅

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