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  • The only thing keeping me from world domination is a good nap.
  • If I was in Jaws, instead of wishing for a bigger boat, I probably would have just asked for a smaller shark.
  • I have had songs stuck in my head and I have had people stuck in my head, I highly recommend songs.
  • Shoutout to coughing on the bus. Haven’t tried it myself but seems really popular.
  • I hate it when my body decides to get sick. I gave you a vegetable last week, how dare you.
  • I lost my job at NASA Mission Control today. I misheard when they said, “It’s lunch time.”