You say ā€œmultitaskā€ like it’s a good thing.

You say ā€œmultitaskā€ like it’s a good thing.

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Oh, you mean the art of doing multiple things at once and none of them well? 🤔🤣 It’s the ultimate skill in appearing productive while secretly being a chaotic mess! 💼🔄 #MultitaskingMaster

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