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I can’t blame this generation too much for doing stupid stuff. My generation thought seven Police Academy movies were a good idea.

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Why are those Mad Max guys always driving around, it’s not like there’s anywhere to go?

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I read that Miley Cyrus will be starring in a remake of Silence of the Lambs. She’ll be playing Hannibal Montannibal.

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Having a daughter is like having a little broke best friend who thinks you’re rich.

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Nothing you want to do has a timeline.

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When you’re dead, you don’t know that you’re dead. But it’s hard for those around you. It’s the same when you’re stupid.

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My grandfather tried to warn them about the Titanic. He screamed and shouted about the iceberg and how the ship was going to sink, but all they did was throw him out of the theater.

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In my 20s: I’m gonna live forever! In my 40s: uh oh!

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I don’t need a fancy watch to tell me I’m not fit one bit.

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Bro, you gotta try this high-protein Caesar salad, cold brew, air fryer, overnight oats recipe I found on Instagram.

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My toxic trait is thinking every inconvenience is the universe personally attacking me.

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Proposing at someone else’s wedding is out. Die at their funeral like a real man.

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I don’t understand the concept of “the man of your dreams”. Every time my wife wakes up after dreaming about me, she is really pissed off about something dream me did.

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People said follow your dreams, so I went back to bed.

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The most important thing I learned in life, and I can’t stress enough, it doesn’t matter where you went to college. The only thing that matters is that you’re really hot.

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The only thing you can count on with some people is that you can’t count on them.

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Saving on divorce lawyers by staying single.

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I wish my doctor would put down a little treat to distract me like my vet does for my dog.

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My skin is so dry it’s doing a PowerPoint presentation.

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If you want to impress me with your car, it should be an ice cream van.

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What a strange day. And it has been for years.

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Why can’t periods just last for an hour? Like, you made your point, I’m not pregnant, you can leave now.

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Really love how dancing alone in your room can literally save your life.

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You could go camping or you could stay at home, not shower, leave dirt on the floor and let some squirrels in.

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Yeah, I’ll get up soon, I just need to look at the internet first. Yes, the whole thing.

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You can tell it’s laundry day because I’m wearing flippers and a Viking helmet.

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Y’all be riding them bikes in the street like I don’t gotta look up my next song.

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Smoking weed and watching music videos as the hangout is a lost art.

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Is everything expensive or am I just poor?

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I forgot my password, failed the captcha and have been accused of being a robot. I don’t even know how to fight these allegations.

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Just waiting for my laundry to be done so I can pop it in the dryer and forget about it again.

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Some people buy shoes to feel alive. I buy boarding passes.

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Telling my boss I wasn’t drunk really backfired. I probably should have waited until he asked.

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My daughter’s morning alarm is less to wake her up, and more to warn the rest of us.

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It’s kinda weird that in order to go to sleep you have to pretend like you are already sleeping.

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Girls ask for help to open a jar, but can throw a couch during an argument.

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