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I would go out more if there weren’t any humans out there.

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Social media can teach you a lot of lessons. Grammar is not one of them.

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All these galaxies and planets, and we ended up on the one with 40 hour work weeks.

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Aliens probably lock their doors when they fly past Earth.

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Nobody knows my next move. Not even me.

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Never eat more than you can lift.

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In Star Wars, anyone can hop in any spaceship and knows how to fly it. I just spent 20 minutes trying to find the headlights in a rental car.

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If you say “Excellent choice” after somebody selects a floor in an elevator, you can usually get a pity laugh.

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I’m officially at the age where I enjoy when people cancel plans.

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If anyone wants to sponsor me, I’ll be running a 0.002K this weekend to raise awareness for laziness.

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If ads were a person, it would be that one neighbor who won’t stop talking to you at the most inconvenient of times.

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Panda bears are proof that it’s okay to be kind of an idiot as long as you’re super adorable.

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Kinda lame that pretending everything is fine isn’t working.

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Ground beef implies the existence of sky beef.

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If reports from this daisy are accurate, she loves me not.

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Bruce Lee had a faster older brother named Sudden Lee.

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A poorly timed two-factor authentication request will be the thing that finally kills me.

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In the 90s, you’d always find your way to some stranger’s house.

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My favorite Slipknot member is the one who wears the mask.

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I’m slowly becoming an adult. Please make it stop.

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Before the internet, going viral meant your drawing made it to the fridge, and your sibling was furious.

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Grocery shopping while hungry feels like online shopping while drunk.

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I’m going to be a printer today and just not work.

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Called in, “Taking a gap year.”

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For someone who loves to sleep so much, you’d think I’d go to bed earlier.

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Can y’all just post your therapist’s advice in the comments so I don’t have to go?

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I miss my bed. Why does it have to be so far from where I work?

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Thanksgiving should be called Feaster.

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I’m brave but not “order something different from the restaurant menu” kind of brave.

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Who called it a heatwave and not a temperature tantrum?

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90% of parenting is wondering when you can lie down again.

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Oh, you’re in a situationship? Which one are you, the liar or the loser?

If reports from this daisy are accurate, she loves me not.

Bruce Lee had a faster older brother named Sudden Lee.

Worst feeling in the world is when you are loyal to all your girlfriends but your favorite one is cheating on you.

A poorly timed two-factor authentication request will be the thing that finally kills me.

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My superpower? I can look you right in the eyes while you’re talking and not hear a single word you said.

I asked my dad what his favorite joke was. He said, “I can’t pick a favorite. I love you and your sister equally!”

One minute you’re young and fun, the next you’re excited about a new vacuum cleaner.

Do you mind if I wear my black T-shirt covered in pet hair to your fine dining establishment?

Sometimes the best thing about my job is that my chair turns.

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If the number 666 is considered evil, then technically, 25.8069758 is the root of all evil.

I don’t give people directions. What if no one wants them there?

Accepting you’re about to throw up, gotta be the worst feeling on God’s green earth.

Who the hell keeps letting it be Monday again?

Sorry for how I acted when there were multiple noises happening at the same time.

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I got a lot of Jedi advice for somebody who could be turned to the dark side by moderate traffic.

If you watch Home Alone backwards it’s a loving story about a kid that heals two men that were savagely beaten.

I’m now at the age where happy hour is a nap.

All I care about is being financially stable and getting sexier.

I will marry a man who treats me delicately as if I’m a gift straight from heaven.

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They can steal your recipe, but the sauce won’t taste the same.

38% of being a dad is sitting in a car, looking at your watch, and waiting for everybody else to come out.

I don’t need all of these heat advisory warnings on my phone. I’ve been outside. I have skin. I know.

A woman’s G-spot can be found at the end of the word shopping.

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