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Today I ate vegetable lasagna… I don’t want to talk about it.

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Whatever you ask the Universe for under this post, you will get next week.

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This too shall pass… It may pass like a kidney stone, but it will pass.

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I bought my antidepressants off of Temu and now I glow in the dark.

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I can admit that I am intrigued by people weirder than I am.

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If I don’t text you saying Happy New Year, we still gang, I’m just lazy.

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I told a joke during a Zoom meeting today. Nobody laughed. It turns out I’m not even remotely funny.

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“Well, at least tomorrow is Friday.” -Me, having a bad Wednesday that’s about to get even worse.

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In a parallel universe, there’s a happy me.

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Coffee ain’t gonna cut it today, I need to be chased through the woods by a machete-wielding maniac.