“You’re always sleeping!” God forbid a girl wants to be unconscious. Posted onApr 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Napping: my second favorite thing to do in bed! 😴😂 Related funny posts 🤝 “You’re always sleeping,” God forbid a woman wants to be unconscious. I am a person who wants to get a lot done, trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep in and take naps at times. I haven’t even gone to bed yet and I already can’t wait to get home from work tomorrow. Are you ever so happy to be in bed, you wish you could be even more in bed than you already are? Shout-out to my embarrassingly squeaky ass bed frame that makes me sound more popular than I actually am to my neighbors.