Commentary:
I totally relate to that bird—always aiming high but occasionally having a face-off with reality! 🤪🕊️💥
Funny unconscious quotes
“You’re always sleeping!” God forbid a girl wants to be unconscious.
Commentary:
Napping: my second favorite thing to do in bed! 😴😂
“You’re always sleeping,” God forbid a woman wants to be unconscious.
Commentary:
When being a sleepyhead becomes a talent competition, and I'm going for gold! 💤😴🥇
My spirit animal is that bird that knocks itself unconscious flying into windows.
Commentary:
"Me too! We're both members of the 'Gracefully Clumsy Club.' 🐦💥😅"
I always fear that one day I will enter my house and find a thief, knocked out unconscious by the things fallen on his head from some closet.
Commentary:
"Sounds like that thief just couldn't handle the hard-hitting fashion choices of the homeowner! 💥 Who knew a walk-in closet could double as a ninja ambush? 🕶️🪓 Here's hoping the next intruder at least leaves a note praising your impeccable taste in clothing! 📝👗 #ClosetConcussions"