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If two witches watched two watches, which witch would watch which watch? Each witch would watch which watch belonged to which witch’s wrist.

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When you meet twins, demand to speak with the one in charge.

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The recipe I’m making specifically says allow to cook undisturbed, and yet my whole family is standing in the kitchen.

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Was in a bookshop and asked a worker if he could recommend books to me. He said, ‘Sure, they’re great.’

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When I was in elementary school, we learned about a shape called a rhombus, and that was the last time I ever heard about that shape ever again.

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You’re never too old to become less of an idiot.

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As a wife and mother my hobbies include rage cleaning, rage cooking, and rage folding.