“You’re like cherry lip gloss. I just can’t get enough.” Posted onFeb 2, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Can't resist that flavor, but I won't get a sugar rush, right? 🍒💄😆 Related funny posts 😂 April fools prank: replace all the sugar in your house with cocaine. I can resist everything except temptation. I like how “energy bars” are really just candy bars, and we all pretend to not notice. Just got sacked from my job at a think tank for thinking about donuts. I don’t like the person I become when I’m alone in the break room with a box of donuts.