90% of parenting is just thinking about when you can lie down again. Posted on4 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Parenting: where 90% of the time youโre either lying down or just thinking about lying down. ๐ค๐ #ParentingReality" Related Funny Posts ๐ค 90% of parenting is wondering when you can lie down again. Parenting just means you have to pretend you like to eat fruits and vegetables in front of your kids, knowing you’d rather eat a cheeseburger instead. I just need to lie down for a couple of years. My favorite part of parenting is being exhausted all the time and losing the will to live. I donโt know why โyou made your bed now lie in itโ is a bad thing. It sounds great! Iโll even lie in a bed I didnโt make.