Trendy Funny Quotes

  • This too shall pass… It may pass like a kidney stone, but it will pass.
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  • My nickname in high school was “who?”
  • Fog. When nature is too lazy to load the complete environment.
  • The most I’ve ever spent on a bottle of wine is about 45 minutes.
  • Do you think I’ll read a book again at some point or will I continue to dumb myself down with 12 hours of screen time?