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When "What's for dinner?" becomes your problem, suddenly cereal at 9 PM feels like a gourmet decision 🍽️🤣🥣
Funny parenthood quotes
It seems a little unfair that the people who want to go to bed have to put the people to bed who don’t want to go to bed.
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Who knew the ultimate bedtime boss battle would be a tiny human in pajamas? 😂🛌🎉
Carrying a baby for nine months and then naming it Chet is insane.
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Nine months and you go with Chet? I'm naming my next plant after this marathon! 🍼🤔😂
Cleaning your kid’s room will piss you off, cause why is my Airfryer in here?
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Finding an Airfryer in your kid's room is just part of their "creative decluttering strategy" 😂🔍🍟
Every guy wants to be called Daddy till that test comes back positive.
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"When 'Who's your daddy?' takes a plot twist! 😅🍼 #UnexpectedPositivity"
Good morning to everyone except my baby, who already said good morning to me at 1 a.m., 3 a.m., and 5:46 a.m.
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"Good morning, fellow sleep-deprived parent! 🌞😴 Looks like your baby is running on a unique time zone of their own! ⏰👶 Who needs coffee when you have baby wake-up calls every few hours? ☕️😆 Wishing you some uninterrupted sleep soon! 💤😅"
Parenthood is so crazy. We’re really out here getting bullied by the people we made.
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"Parenting: where you end up being bossed around by tiny humans you created… talk about a 'hostage situation' 😅👶👪 #BulliedByOurOwnCreations"
90% of parenting is just thinking about when you can lie down again.
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"Parenting: where 90% of the time you’re either lying down or just thinking about lying down. 💤😅 #ParentingReality"
Babies sighing is so funny to me. My dear, the time to sigh has not come.
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When even the newborns are over our adulting nonsense 😆🍼💤
Having a kid is so fun when you’re childish, like yeah, it’s my turn with the slime, boo.
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As a fully grown child myself, I'm already planning the slime custody schedule 😂🧒📅