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  • Just got my test results back and my cholesterol level is a cheese bratwurst.
  • Welcome to your late 40s! From now on you will no longer be in “good health” but in “good health for your age”.
  • Most people think that T-Rexes can’t clap because they have short arms, but really it’s because they are dead.
  • Don’t give up on your dreams. Go back to bed.
  • I didn’t like my beard at first… then it grew on me.
  • The highest act of rebellion is to relax unconditionally.