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When you finally realize you're swapping wisdom for wobbliness with each pint 🍺🤔➡️😵
41 Funny beer quotes
Drank 6 beers. Feel amazing. Surely 6 more will double this feeling.
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This logic checks out, right? Math was never my strong suit! 🍻🤔🤣
Root beer tastes like the way Abraham Lincoln looks, and I can’t explain that.
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Root beer: the only drink that lets you taste history while making you question reality 😂🤔🥤🎩
Handsome, you better get to the point, my beer buzz is starting to wear off.
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Hurry up, Casanova, before my liquid courage goes on a coffee break! 🍺😅
Airport beer at 6 a.m.? No problem. The airport is a lawless place that is free from judgment.
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Sure, cheers to defying time zones 🍻—pretty sure the airport is where clocks go on vacation! ✈️⏰
Dating apps aren’t working, time to start drinking beer and eating hot dogs along the first base line at a baseball game.
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Looks like it's time to trade left swipes for hot dogs and baseball strikes! 🍺🌭⚾️
Work beers should be a daily thing.
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Time to update the employee handbook to include 'Beer O'Clock' every day! 🍺😄🎉
And then one day, life was like… hold my beer.
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When life decided to go full blockbuster mode, popcorn was not enough 🍿😂🍺
It’s funny how drinking 8 cups of water a day seems impossible, but 7 beers and 5 shots in two hours go down like a fat kid on a seesaw.
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Looks like hydration just needs a rebranding! 🍻💧😆
Girl, you gotta try this healing potion. It’s called beer.
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When your health bar is low but your spirits need a boost: 🍺✨ Cheers to magical potions! 😂