I’ve done the math: If the month had 10 days, I would get by with my money.

I’ve done the math: If the month had 10 days, I would get by with my money.
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"Ah, the eternal struggle between money and time 🤑⏳ If only we could adjust the calendar to suit our finances! Who's with me on petitioning for a 10-day month? 🗓💸 #FinancialGenius"

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