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  • Another beautiful day without using sin, tan and cos.
  • I called the cops on my own party once because I was ready to go to bed.
  • Nobody is meaner to me than me. So take your shot.
  • When I was a kid I would say I’m whatever age and a half because I wanted to be older. Now I say I turned 40 a few years ago.
  • So cool that avocados come with those little wooden balls inside, I think I have collected the whole set.
  • Why can’t more dumb people be shy?