I’ve been following this strict diet all week and so far all I’ve lost is my patience.

I’ve been following this strict diet all week and so far all I’ve lost is my patience.
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"Looks like patience weighs more than we thought! 🤣 Maybe try a 'lose your patience' diet next time, it seems more effective! 🍩🕰️ #DietFail"

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