My therapist says I’m preoccupied with revenge. She’s going to regret that. Posted onMay 27, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Revenge? I prefer to call it 'strategic planning for future laughter.' 😂🗡️🎭" Related funny posts 🤝 Revenge is a dish best served by cutting a sandwich horizontally instead of diagonally. I can’t wait until my kids have a place of their own so I can come barging through their door and say “what’s for dinner? I don’t like that. Can you give me money for McDonald’s?” Revenge has no expiry date. I will deal with you when I’m ready. Once I shot a man with a paintball gun, just to watch him dye. “I’ll worry about it next time.” Me pissing off future me.