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  • If people love cheese so much, why are they mad when someone smells like cheese.
  • As a kid, I was worried about randomly disappearing into the Bermuda Triangle forever. As an adult, I’m wondering how I can actually make that happen.
  • When I was a kid, we still ate noodles. Then at some point we ate pasta. Today, we only eat carbs.
  • After I get irritated, it takes me about 2 hours to fix my face.
  • While a leaf blower is a close second, my preferred cleaner is a flamethrower.
  • No kids at my wedding. Gonna Uber the flower girl home when she’s done.