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  • I finally have glasses, which is great because I needed one more thing to frantically search for every morning.
  • I set my alarms extra early to make sure I have enough time to lay in bed and be angry about having to wake up.
  • If you ever need me, I’m always just a couple missed calls and text messages away.
  • Hate when you’re trying to take a nap and the dentist is all “Please open your mouth.”
  • My youngest started kindergarten today and I cried, but mostly for his teachers.
  • “You’re a psychopath!” At least I’m on a path, babe, sort your life out.