If I’m wrongly accused of a crime, I’m going to prison. I’m way too introverted to have an alibi.

If I’m wrongly accused of a crime, I’m going to prison. I’m way too introverted to have an alibi.
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Well, if you’re an introvert, your alibi might just be your cat… who won’t testify in court! 🙊🐱 #IntrovertStruggles #CatAlibiDefense

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