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Funny alibi quotes

Funny alibi quotes bring a hilarious twist to those moments when you need the perfect excuse 😅✨ Whether you’re dodging blame or just having fun, these witty lines add a sprinkle of humor to any situation 🎭😂 Get ready to laugh out loud and maybe even find your go-to alibi for the next time life throws you a curveball! 🚀🕵️‍♂️ #AlibiGoals

I’m the friend who shows up with a shovel and an alibi.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

If I’m wrongly accused of a crime, I’m going to prison. I’m way too introverted to have an alibi.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

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