My superpower? Staying calm when talking to idiots. Posted onJun 25, 2024Jun 25, 2024 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppFunny quote: My superpower? Staying calm when talking to idiots. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 My superpower? I can look you right in the eyes while you’re talking and not hear a single word you said. I might look calm, but in my head I’ve punched you in the face three times. Calm down, engine light, if I can run on broken parts, so can you. I’m staying up past midnight this New Year’s eve. Not to welcome the new year, but to make sure this one is over. Staying in bed all day is my way of saving money.