My superpower? Staying calm when talking to idiots.

My superpower? Staying calm when talking to idiots.

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"Ah, the rare and underrated gift of serenity in the face of cluelessness! 🧘‍♂️💬 Embracing the superpower of diplomacy while navigating the treacherous waters of foolishness."

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