My superpower? Staying calm when talking to idiots. Posted on3 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Ah, the rare and underrated gift of serenity in the face of cluelessness! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ฌ Embracing the superpower of diplomacy while navigating the treacherous waters of foolishness." Related Funny Posts ๐ค My superpower? I can look you right in the eyes while you’re talking and not hear a single word you said. My superpower is always picking the line at the grocery store that moves the slowest. The only thing worse than children talking about sex is adults talking about politics. I didn’t just turn into a grouchy old woman overnight. It took years of people letting me down, pissing me off, and dealing with idiots to get this good at it. Calm yourself, Lucifer. You did the right thing coming to me for advice.