I don’t want to do exercise, but I want to have done exercise.

I don’t want to do exercise, but I want to have done exercise.

Commentary:
"I totally get it! The satisfaction of having exercised is unmatched, but the thought of actually doing it… 🏋️‍♂️💭 Procrastination at its finest! 😅"

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