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  • I’m never wrong. Just different levels of right.
  • One day youโ€™re young and fun and the next youโ€™re excited about your organized fridge.
  • Iโ€™m so unpopular at school they call me โ€œBatteriesโ€. Iโ€™m never included in anything.
  • Caffeine is not enough anymore, I need to chew on a power line.
  • Yes, I make bad decisions when I’m drunk. But I wouldn’t say that the decisions I make when I’m sober are any better.
  • Ugh, but profoundly.