My wife is pretty excited about going away this weekend so I’m not sure she knows I’m coming with her. Posted on4 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppMy wife is pretty excited about going away this weekend so I’m not sure she knows I’m coming with her. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Every day I ask ChatGPT if it knows where my keys are and if it ever knows the answer, I’m suing everybody. Back to work after the long holiday weekend, so you’re finally away from the relatives you don’t like, and back with the co-workers you don’t like. When I’m at a party, I pretend to be Pac-Man. I eat everything and run away from anyone coming close to me. We got the Christmas tree yesterday, and now my wife knows that I was the chief architect working on the leaning tower of Pisa. Is it ‘My wife and I’ or ‘Me and my wife’? Anyway, we just robbed a liquor store.