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We got the Christmas tree yesterday, and now my wife knows that I was the chief architect working on the leaning tower of Pisa.

We got the Christmas tree yesterday, and now my wife knows that I was the chief architect working on the leaning tower of Pisa.

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Looks like the spirit of Christmas tilted more than just your tree! πŸŽ„πŸ˜‚ Your wife may have uncovered your secret past as a world-renowned architect. Who knew decorating could reveal hidden talents? πŸ˜‰πŸŽ…

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged architect, Christmas, decoration, holiday, humor, i, joke, knows, leaning, leaning tower, Pisa, tower, tree, wife, working, yesterday on Nov 6, 2025 by slickboy.

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