I hate it when some random company refers to me as their “customer.” I’m like, look, we had one night of drunken shopping, we are not in a relationship.

Commentary:
“Being called a ‘customer’ after that one wild online shopping spree is like getting a ‘Hey, stranger’ text from a one-time Tinder match – let’s keep it casual, corporations! 🛍️🥂 #WeAreNotThatSerious”