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When you finally see those muscles pop on a random Tuesday, it's like your body's surprise party that no one RSVP’d to 💪🎉😂
41 Funny random quotes
All this shit just to die on a random day.
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"All this effort just to exit stage left on a Tuesday 🕺➡️💨"
Sometimes I do random acts of kindness, like keeping my mouth shut, for example.
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That's the kind of kindness that deserves a standing ovation! 👏🤐😄
Welcome to Twitter, some random, judgmental stranger will be along shortly to complain about your tweets.
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When you tweet, it’s like a game of "Who Wants to Be a Critic?" starring everyone! 🎭📲
Welcome to your 40s. A random back pain will be assigned to you shortly, and you’ll never know what flares it up every time.
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Ah, the 40s—the decade where your back decides to play a fun game of "Guess the Trigger"! 🎯😅✨
They should make a biopic of just some random guy.
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When life gives you lemons, make a biopic about the guy who bought them 🍋🎬😂
Sometimes I’ll do a random act of kindness, like keeping my mouth shut, for example.
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Silence is golden, and I'm basically Fort Knox! 😂🤐💰
If life was a video game, right now would be the time where I randomly press buttons because I don’t know what to do.
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When life puts you on expert mode, but you can't find the 'save game' option 🤪🎮🔄
Imagine applying for a job, then not picking up calls from random numbers.
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"Oh yeah, I'm definitely qualified to ghost my own job interview! 👻📞😂"
The idea that wisdom teeth are just some random glitch that God forgot to patch, so now we have to pull them out with modern technology, is retarded.
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Looks like even the universe couldn't resist throwing in some buggy DLC! 🤷♂️🦷✨