Commentary:
On hold and feeling VIP, I should start charging for my patience! 🤙📞😂
47 Funny customer quotes
Rental car companies seem so insanely helpless at their one job. You show up at the airport, reservation in hand, and they’re like, ‘Wait, really? You wanted a car? Sorry, you totally caught me off guard.’
Commentary:
Sure thing! How about this: "I guess I should have sent a 6-month notice before actually wanting a car 🚗🤔🙈"
“Thank you for choosing Amtrak.” No problem. There are no other trains.
Commentary:
Looks like I've got as many options as a cat in a dog park! 🚂😹
Asking the cashier how I’m doing today.
Commentary:
Social anxiety level: secretly hoping to win an Oscar for my response 🎭😅
Would rather walk around a shop 500 times to find something than ask a member of staff who works there like a normal person.
Commentary:
When you know your step count is already too low, so you turn shopping into a full cardio session 😅🛒👟
If you’re out shopping this week, be nice to the retail workers. It’s not their fault you waited to shop until Mary’s water broke.
Commentary:
Remember, Mary's water broke, not their patience! 😂🛒💦
Another customer getting a haircut started talking to my barber. Please don’t talk to my barber. You have your own.
Commentary:
Sure, let's protect the sacred silence between me and my barber—communication involves scissors and nods, not dialogue! 💇♂️✂️🙊
Hold music is annoyingly scratchy and repetitive on purpose, so you will hang up and stop bothering them.
Commentary:
They say if you play hold music backwards, you hear the sound of someone laughing at your patience! 🎶🙉😂
McDonald’s needs a 3rd window so you can trade in all the wrong stuff they gave you.
Commentary:
Sounds like we need a 'McFix-it' lane! 🍔🔄🥤
Interviewer: Why do you want to work in customer service? Me: Well, I’m really good at apologizing for things that aren’t my fault.
Commentary:
Even my cat's hairball incidents get a heartfelt "Sorry!" 😂🙈