It turns out when someone asks who your favorite child is, you’re supposed to choose from your own. I know that now.

It turns out when someone asks who your favorite child is, you’re supposed to choose from your own. I know that now.

Commentary:
"Note to self: apparently, 'all of them' doesn't count as a valid answer when asked about your favorite child 🤷‍♂️ Lesson learned… the hard way 😅 #ParentingStruggles"

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