It turns out when someone asks who your favorite child is, you’re supposed to choose from your own. I know that now. Posted on4 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppIt turns out when someone asks who your favorite child is, you’re supposed to choose from your own. I know that now. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I listen to a lot of white noise, so I get really excited when it rains or someone turns on a fan. It’s like seeing my favorite band live. Ruin a perfectly nice trip out with your child by bringing your child. Telling a child not to touch something only ensures that child is definitely now going to touch that something. Having to choose between an old guy or a convicted felon is a perfect depiction of what dating apps are Iike. You get to choose which path you take. I see some of you have chosen the psychopath.