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If humanity is so smart, how come it took thousands of years after the wheel was invented for someone to put them on a suitcase?

Someone from 🇪🇷 has bookmarked:

I gave you a follow back, not a Tinder match, don’t “Hey, beautiful” me.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has bookmarked:

If I’m ever on life support, unplug me, then plug me back in. See if that works.

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You should be able to call out of work if your partner is so cozy and warm in the morning.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has downloaded:

Sharpening pencils at the bin was the biggest link-up.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has viewed:

There are a 100 billions nerves in the human body, and there are people who have the ability to irritate all of them.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has bookmarked:

You should leave your comfort zone and come to mine instead.

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Imagine how scary sharks would be if they wore necklaces made out of our teeth.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has copied:

Wishing all the contacts in my phone “Merry Christmas, I hope you get what you deserve” and just letting that work itself out.

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Humanity was engineered as a biological weapon but left abandoned early in its development.