I wear black because it’s slimming. Exercise is also slimming, but like I said, I wear black. Posted on4 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI wear black because it’s slimming. Exercise is also slimming, but like I said, I wear black. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I don’t want to do exercise, but I want to have done exercise. If biscuits were slimming and contained every nutrient the human body needs, I’d be in terrific shape. Oh, you drink black coffee? Tell your ulcer I said good morning. I have a date and nothing to wear. Or as Nietzsche said: If you stare into a closet long enough, the closet stares back at you. “My family doesn’t have a black sheep,” I say, while everyone avoids eye contact.
