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I feel bad for Slash. He bought a goofy hat in like 1986 and now he has to wear it until the day he dies.

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"Imagine being committed to a hat longer than most marriages! 😆🎩 #TilDeathDoUsPart"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged 1986, bad, commitment, day, fashion, feel, Goofy, goofy hat, hat, humor, i, joke, lifelong, lifelong wear, sarcasm, Slash, style, wear on May 26, 2026 by slickboy.

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