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  • Having a job is cool, but everyday? Come on!
  • The endings of Lost and Game of Thrones each cost me a television.
  • Don’t understand why electricians aren’t called power rangers, but okay.
  • Some stupid little amoeba decided to leave the ocean a billion years ago and now I have to worry about Monday.
  • Been whispering ā€œI like invented herā€ about my newborn every few hours.
  • The lack of a pope has got me acting wild.