Can someone please help me, I’m still at the Fyre Festival.

Can someone please help me, I’m still at the Fyre Festival.

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🔥 "Looks like someone missed the memo that Fyre Festival was canceled! Maybe it's time to trade in those luxury accommodations for a cozy blanket fort at home? #FyreFestivalFail 😂"

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