Imagine being a bald vampire and every time you walk by a mirror your toupée is just floating.

Imagine being a bald vampire and every time you walk by a mirror your toupée is just floating.

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"Who knew being undead could come with a bad hair day every day? 😂🧛‍♂️ #VampireStruggles"

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