Way too many low IQ conspiracy theories floating around. Give me high IQ conspiracy theories.

Commentary:
"Let's skip the amateur hour and dive straight into the MENSA-level conspiracy game, shall we? πŸ§ πŸ•΅οΈβ€β™‚οΈ Who needs Area 51 when you can have Area 404 – where all the truly ingenious theories go to hide πŸ˜πŸ›Έ #ConspiracyTheoryConnoisseur"