New year update: losing everything but weight. Posted on4 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppNew year update: losing everything but weight. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Maybe this is the Windows software update that changes everything for me. Losing weight in your 40’s: LOL! People would be more motivated to lose weight if the weight they lost went on to someone they didn’t like. Are you a software update, because not now! Next time I feel incompetent at my job, I hope I remember that someone once pushed a live software update that crashed half the planet.