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The only thing I gained this year is weight.

Commentary:
"Well, they do say that gaining weight is just a sign that you're really good at enjoying life to the fullest! Looks like you've been winning at that game this year!"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged fitness, gain, humor, new, new year, resolution, self-deprecation, thing, weight, year on May 25, 2026 by slickboy.

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