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  • Your honor, if it pleases the court, here’s Wonderwall.
  • I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again because I have a terrible memory.
  • The only thing you can count on with some people is that you can’t count on them.
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  • Don’t check on your introverted friends this time of year. They’re probably turning their lights off and pretending they’re not home.