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I once broke up with a guy because he ate half my french fries, and when I get really lonely, I still think about those french fries.

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Come on, karma, do your job.

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Iโ€™ll see you in court (at the marriage registry) (I love you)

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Zombies only eat brains, so you are safe.

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In general, I like company, but not when I am with my pizza.

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Someday I will make a sandwich that will change my life forever.

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Breakfast in bed: where your cozy blanket turns into a crumby crime scene.

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I would do absolutely anything for my friends, except answer their text messages.

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NFTs were less about the money and more about the friends you scammed along the way.

NFTs were less about the money and more about the friends you scammed along the way.

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"Looks like NFTs turned into 'Non-Fungible Treacheries'! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸŽจ๐Ÿ’ธ Sorry pals, apparently friendship wasn't as 'immutable' as the blockchain after all! #NFTs #CryptoScams"



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