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“Well, that’s the true holiday dilemma, isn’t it? 🎄🥃 Decisions, decisions! Just remember, whichever way you go, it’s all about spreading cheer! Cheers to a festive season! 🎅🥂”
Oh, I have Christmas spirit. The question is: Do I mix it with coke or do I drink it neat?
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