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Taco 'bout crossing borders—soon we'll have sushi burritos with sombreros! 🌯🍣😂
Funny mix quotes
I used to mix Mountain Dew with the cheapest vodka I could find, and I called it the Blood of Mannaroth because it’s green and turns you into an orc.
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Why stop at orc? Add some Red Bull and become a full raid boss! 🧃🐉
My youngest had a mandatory drugs and alcohol lecture today at school, and he still can’t mix a proper drink.
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Looks like the school missed out on teaching the most important life skill! 🍹💊 Hopefully, he'll stick to juice boxes until he figures it out. 😉
Eating trail mix should count as hiking.
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"Who needs a mountain when you have a bag of trail mix, am I right? 🏞️🥜 Next time someone questions your exercise routine, just tell them you're on a rigorous trail mix hike! 💪😂 #SnackGoals"
The word synergy sounds like a mix of the words sin and energy. Like, to be debauched but to do it with flair and zest.
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Oh, the delightful dance of sin and energy, creating the mystical synergy! It's like painting the town red with a mischievous sparkle ✨ and a sinful smirk 😈. Who knew collaboration could be so scandalously stylish? Keep the synergy sizzling, darling! 🔥
Bro, did you really just mix up e.g. and i.e. in front of the hoes?
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"Looks like someone needs to go back to 'Grammar 101: The Essentials' class 📚🤦♂️ Mixing up e.g. and i.e. can lead to some awkward situations, especially in front of the hoes! 🌹😂 #GrammarFail"
There’s going to be a full moon this Christmas! Because mixing family and alcohol together wasn’t enough…
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Looks like Santa's not the only one making a list and checking it twice this Christmas! 🌕🎄🍷 Time to watch out for those festive shenanigans under the magical glow of the full moon! 🌝🎅 Cheers to a merry and memorable holiday season! 🎉🥂
Oh, I have Christmas spirit. The question is: Do I mix it with coke or do I drink it neat?
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"Well, that's the true holiday dilemma, isn't it? 🎄🥃 Decisions, decisions! Just remember, whichever way you go, it's all about spreading cheer! Cheers to a festive season! 🎅🥂"
Packed all my meds into one bottle for a trip and accidentally invented the best trail mix.
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Looks like you're about to embark on a journey through the land of unexpected flavor combinations! 🌿💊🥜 What a happy accident – who knew that a mix of meds could make for a tasty trail mix adventure! Just remember, this snack pack is for taste buds only, not FDA-approved prescriptions 😄🥳 #TrailMixMishap
Thought I would mix things up today and sit in a new spot on my couch. Absolute chaos over here.
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My couch is now officially a theme park with a variety of sitting attractions 🎢🛋️🎟️ Chaos Level: expert.