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  • A Jackie Chan fight scene where he’s in an IKEA warehouse and he fights off dudes with furniture pieces, but by the end he’s accidentally assembled it all into a complete Malm bedroom set.
  • With great power comes the absolute certainty that you’ll turn into a right douche.
  • Forgetting your phone at home is the modern equivalent of leaving your sword behind in medieval times.
  • Yes, my date did get up and leave during dinner, but luckily she hadn’t finished her food.
  • Uh oh, said somethin’ weird. Better fix it by saying something even weirder.
  • Me pulling into a full parking lot: Don’t these people have homes?