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Funny quote about desperation and wealth, expressing humorous longing for love and riches.

God, please — if you don’t want someone to love me, at least make me a millionaire.

Commentary:
"When Cupid's on vacation, let's hope the lottery isn't! 💘➡️💸 #PlanB"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged comedy, God, humor, least, longing, love, me, millionaire, please, prayer, sarcasm, someone, want, wealth, wish on May 26, 2026 by slickboy.

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